Little Friday Snippets

Number of squirrels seen today - 3
Number of bees rescued from spiders' webs - 1
Number of children seen mooching around town that were clearly skiving from school - 17

Ironic comment of the day - 'Well, 'e could 'ave text ya, couldn't 'e? That's just f**kin' rude, that is.'

Number of complete strangers who initiated random conversations with me this morning - 2
Number of people directed by me to Post Office - 1
Number of bags of clothes taken to charity shop - 3

Random physical irks - twitchy left knee; feeling phlegmy

Number of items arriving in post - 6
Number of muscles and bones in the lower leg and feet I have to learn - too many
Number of brains trying to cope with all the reflexology learning - a half

Hooligan of the day - small child about 3 years old wrecking window display in Mothercare.

Number of weeks until Christmas - 10
Number of salesladies in Boots yelling about it every five minutes using her mini- microphone head set - 1
Number of weeks until I even begin to start thinking about Christmas shopping - 6

Number of minutes spent standing in queue for Andy's prescription - 22
Number of people in queue when I joined it - 8
Number of people who jumped ahead of queue - 5

Aaaarrghhhhhhh!!!!!!!