Mrs Pumphrey's news

A note from Mrs Pumphrey:-

'I've lain an egg, I've lain an egg, I've lain an egg, I've lain an egg!!'

And that's all she has to say on the matter.

'So what?' says Miggins. 'I've lain 151 eggs since May. That's why I'm having a rest for the next couple of months.'

'I think I might lay an egg soon,' says Mrs Slocombe, adopting the 'ready for the cock' pose.

'Eggs? No-one said anything about laying eggs,' says Mrs Poo. 'I thought we were here for the Tequila?'

Denise would like Mrs Pumphrey to know that although she is thrilled that she has lain her first egg, please could the next one have a proper shell on it so it is useable? Thanks. Only what with Mrs M off lay now, and Andy wanting his cake, there is a bit of an egg famine in da house at the moment. Thanks. And if Mrs S and Mrs Poo could join in the 'I've lain an egg' excitement soon, that would also be good. Thanks again.