Hello! My name is Flora Bijou Mybug. I am three weeks old and I have come to live at Much Malarkey Manor after being abandoned. I am very tiny (184 grammes) and I am very cute. Last night, at my three o'clock in the morning feed, I did a wee on Denise's jimjams. Andy is better at feeding me because he is a vet and he knows the Kitten Head Grip. So far I have had my head licked by Phoebe and been ignored by Tybalt. Auntie Heather squeals a lot at me but I think it is because she likes me. Lots of people on Facebook and Twitter suggested names for me (and quite frankly some of them were just weird - Dave???) so I have been named after Flora Poste and Mr Mybug from Denise's favourite book, 'Cold Comfort Farm' and Bijou because I am small. Could have been worse. Could have been Gwendolyn Cecily Tiddleface. Or Kate, because I was found under a bush.
Got to go now. Time for another feed! Byeeeeeee!
Oh, bless those little cottons! Absolutely adorable.
ReplyDeleteIsn't she just? Perfect glue for a broken heart. Although she wasn't quite so adorable earlier this morning when she did a poo and I had to perform Mummy Cat bottom wiping duties!
ReplyDeleteHow old is she? And did someone just leave her? Terrible terrible terrible, but Karma will get them....
ReplyDeletePresumably it wasn't mummy cat bottom wiping in the traditional mummy cat way?! x
She is just about three weeks old. Turned up at Andy's workplace yesterday all on her lonesome. And no (!), oddly enough I declined the usual method of Mummy Cat bottom wiping and used some nice kitchen roll and warm water instead!
ReplyDeleteSounds like Pandora sent her to you to me. You can help mend each other x
ReplyDeleteExactly what I thought. Flora came into the world about the same time Pandora left. Love goes on...
ReplyDeleteWhere did you ever find her? She is lovely.
ReplyDeleteHi Deanna! She was left at Andy's surgery. She was found under a bush. Someone didn't want her, but she will have a god home with us!
ReplyDeleteOr a good home even!!
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