Hello! My name is Flora Bijou Mybug. I am three weeks old and I have come to live at Much Malarkey Manor after being abandoned. I am very tiny (184 grammes) and I am very cute. Last night, at my three o'clock in the morning feed, I did a wee on Denise's jimjams. Andy is better at feeding me because he is a vet and he knows the Kitten Head Grip. So far I have had my head licked by Phoebe and been ignored by Tybalt. Auntie Heather squeals a lot at me but I think it is because she likes me. Lots of people on Facebook and Twitter suggested names for me (and quite frankly some of them were just weird - Dave???) so I have been named after Flora Poste and Mr Mybug from Denise's favourite book, 'Cold Comfort Farm' and Bijou because I am small. Could have been worse. Could have been Gwendolyn Cecily Tiddleface. Or Kate, because I was found under a bush.